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True Love for Allah

Peace be on you. Ahmadiyya Khalifah (a.t.) explains how to get true love of Allah and illumine lives.

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Using euphemism to cushion the blow of request rejections

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March 30, 2014

 

Dear Fellow Writer,

 

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a nice story

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Fisherman:Mang simeon kalaban ng mga bastos na seafood.

Napa-isip ako dahil sa uso ngaun sa television o teleserye ang mga daing at tilapia na nanggagahasa 

Mga galunggong na nagsisi-ahon mula sa karagatan papuntang kalupaan para makahanap ng babaeng magiging paraahusan ng kanilang init sa katawan.

March 10,2014 nauso ang dyesebel(anne Curtis), marina(Claudine barreto) at kambal sirena(Louis delos reyes) doon ko nalaman na may pagkamanyakis ang mga shokoy at iba pang laman dagat samantalang malamig sa dagat at karagatan.

Why are legal papers and contracts written in gobbledygooky English?

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March 17, 2014

 

Dear Fellow Writer,

 

World Religion Conference 2014, Guildhall, London, U.K.

Peace be on you.

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Joke for Political Monopoly of Colors:

Why do academics tend to encode their insights into turgid English?

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March 3, 2014

 

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How a Filipino Got A JOB in America Joke

korny joke for the day:

a commencement of Balikatan exercises between U.S. and Philippine Troops War Games and all that stuff:

3 Star American General: We have 50 Stars in Our Flags.. how many do you have?

2 Star Filipino General: Aray??!! Tatlo lang tayooo??!!!

3 Star Filipino General : We have a BIG SUN with 8 Rays!! like LAser beams!!!

3 Star American General: DAMN!!!

4 Star Filipino General: We have Spiders as our betting fight game??!!

Si Ogag at si Ka Amboy

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KAPAG dumaan nasa harapan ng bahay namin si Ogag, makatitiyak na kasunod nito si Ka Amboy, bitbit ang mga plastic na may lamang kaning-baboy na kinuha nito sa pagkakasabit sa mga bakod o kaya nama’y sa may gate ng mga nakatalaytay na bahay papasok ng daang-riles.

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